Jamaican Me Drip

☕ Not Jamaican, Just Naughty ☕

Jamaican Me Drip – let's be honest, there's not a single Jamaican bean in here, and we're not even slightly sorry about it. This is our cheeky take on the legendary Blue Mountain Blend, except we've made it better and won't charge you a kidney for the privilege.

✨ What Makes This So Dangerously Good: • Blue Mountain Inspired: All the smooth satisfaction, none of the pretentious price tag • Brazilian & El Salvador Blend: Specialty beans that know exactly how to hit the spot • Smooth & Easy: Goes down like a dream and leaves you wanting more • Zero Jamaican Beans: That's right – we've created our own version that'll make you question why anyone pays those ridiculous prices for the "real thing" • Naturally Sweet: The kind that makes you beg for "just one more cup"

🎯 Perfect For: Sweet espressos that slide down effortlessly, easy drinking lattes that won't leave you gasping, smooth and light filter coffee for those slow mornings, and anyone who wants luxury feels without getting shafted on price.

The Dirty Truth: This isn't about coffee snobbery or pretending to be something we're not – it's about pure, unadulterated pleasure in a cup. We've blended specialty beans from Brazil and El Salvador, then roasted them to bring out that natural sweetness that'll have you coming back for more.

Available in beans or ground to your preference – because we know everyone likes to get their fix their own way. 😉

Warning: Highly addictive. May cause spontaneous moaning and an irresistible urge to order more. Don't say we didn't warn you!